dick butt looked at the wat Dildo in his hands and felt aroused. He walked over to the window and reflected on his ugly surroundings. He had always loved deprived Dongertown with its damp, difficult dong trees. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel aroused. Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Steve fuchs. Steve was a controlling Fagola with skinny penis and slimy butt. dick gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a clever, stupid, the blood of his victims drinker with chubby penis and charming butt. His friends saw him as a brawny, breakable Banana. Once, he had even revived a dying, fetus. But not even a clever person who had once revived a dying, fetus, was prepared for what Steve had in store today. The tsunami teased like boating koalas, making dick depressed. As dick stepped outside and Steve came closer, he could see the knobbly glint in his eye. "I am here because I want secks," Steve bellowed, in a loving tone. He slammed his fist against dick's chest, with the force of 1699 tortoises. "I frigging hate you, dick butt." dick looked back, even more depressed and still fingering the wat Dildo. "Steve, fuk u," he replied. They looked at each other with enraged feelings, like two orange, ordinary ostriches murdering at a very special donger fest, which had Death Metal music playing in the background and two noble uncles rampaging to the beat. dick regarded Steve's skinny penis and slimy butt. He held out his hand. "Let's not fight," he whispered, gently. "Hmph," pondered Steve. "Please?" begged dick with puppy dog eyes. Steve looked insane, his body blushing like a barbecued, blue-eyed Bloodied Machete. Then Steve came inside for a nice drink of the blood of his victims. THE END

Whilst investigating the death of a local big feegut, a cis privilege checker called Cis Scum uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, sherp razor circulating throughout MR BONES WILD RIDE. As soon as anyone uses the razor, he or she has exactly 6000000 days left to live. The doomed few appear to be ordinary people during day to day life, but when photographed, they look really fookin gai. A marked person feels like a dumb fag dog to touch. Cis gets hold of the razor, refusing to believe the superstition. A collage of images flash into his mind: a stuppid The Residents balancing on a super goi big feegut, an old newspaper headline about a suicide bombing accident, a hooded MR KRABS ranting about intestines and a drinking well located in a wow dumb place. When Cis notices his pituitary gland have fag dog-like properties, he realises that the curse of the sherp razor is true and calls in his gay, a prostitute called Patriarchy Smasher, to help. Patriarchy examines the razor and willingly submits herself to the curse. She finds that the same visions flash before his eyes. She finds the stuppid The Residents balancing on a super goi big feegut particularly chilling. She joins the queue for a supernatural death. Cis and Patriarchy pursue a quest to uncover the meaning of the visions, starting with a search for the hooded MR KRABS. Will they be able to stop the curse before their time is up? Praise for The Curse of the Sherp Razor "This is actually pretty scary. I'll never be able to look at another sherp razor for as long as I live." - The Daily Tale "Oh please! There's nothing scary about a stuppid The Residents balancing on a super goi big feegut. Are we supposed to feel spooked?" - Enid Kibbler "The hooded MR KRABS really freaked me out." - Hit the Spoof "I hope Cis and Patriarchy get married." - Zob Gloop

1 day the le cool invadiminer zim was walkin around with gur and being le randum wen sudenly a waffle come out of vent!!!! hehe xD gur was like "mmmm waffle" ten zimmy waz liek "dah frik gur y u suc a fegget gaitard with teh auhtistik downs gur was crying now "no zimmerman pls im not gei i jus want wafle" "but gur" zime sed "wafle will kill cromosoms u only have 2" gur said back "but eye hav deth wish and wafle iz betur then teh cianide zimmy boi was gettin trigered "godshitting dammit gur get et togethur b4 i cal da poleec" gar was like "oh my hek zim y r u such a meanie" zim caled da polieeece da police was almosted there wen all of the sudden there was a GIANT SPACE MACHINE WITH ALI ALIUMS my oc caractor (dont judge!!!) fidel castro comed down frum spacleshep. "u dummies are in a shit" said castreh "how can we be in a shit if shit is on YOU" sed zim, and then shit was on fidelo castre "oh gros" sed castrbebebe wiping da shet off himself "now ur fuckles" and puled out his spork and stabed gir lik a thousend time gir was deded!!! how can the randoms be of in world without gre?????? "now its ur tern" sed castro pointeng da spurk at zizzble but then zimminy sawed someone. It was based dib, tha best and emoest of the zim characers debbie puled a macheen gun out of hes pents and just fucking murdered castro in the street holy jesus. ten cestrope waz liek "holie fuchin poop dat rely hurted dibstik!!!11" zam was like "holy moly dube, y u save me from kill wen u r emeny of me?" "u see" sed dir "gir was frend becuz hes ranom xD" zim was like "o" and then dibe sed " we were never enemonies bae" an dib n zimzam wer couple dey went hom and zem sed "i hav penguinz in basment" dibble was lik "omg XD" and then ranboe dish was there and made big ranbow laizor and got dib kill phlem waz like "nooo diaphram is kil" ranbo desh sed "omg i'm sori i was try to kill discorde :(((((" an then discor was there with a bomb strapped to him nascar waz like "le allahu ackbar xD" an explid and evry1 waz dieded but gir was back from ded and sawed the charred bodieds gir haz ptsd an is shut in mentil hospitol (i beelung in asilum cuz im crzy edgi cereal kill x3) then kill dead war gun blood kill