so won day sonic was walkin and he saw his frend teels "hey teels" he sed smiling. teels was like "yo sanic u go go fast today homie-g?" an sanic sey yes. "o yeh thats good its alwaysy gud 2 go phast" sed teels wit a chukle den sunoc sed "i wana go fest insoid u". tels was lik "no sanic u already preggo with bebis i won let u faget" an sanics like "fuq u teils renboe dish was always da bes enyway". jus then renbuw deesh wulked up nd glard at teels and prutectavely rubed senuc's belli "fuk of teels sonic iz my bf" she sed glaring. "fin then" tells sed while rubing his niples" well have 2 fite in tha duel for sanic rights". "breng it on" sed reenbaw dush leeving sunoc behin to poop his pants den she fire da big rainbuw lasor!!! but teils dodge lasr and begin to fire projectile diarea at rambo dish. warsov pact took da doreba in da face "grose" she sed spiting and chorging at teuls "take thet" she yeled punching hem in da feec. "nooo i am defeat u r gai i hate u sanic" teils sed and then he died. renbow dus sed "aw yeh i wun" den grabed pregnent sonic an sed "lets go hoom bby". sanic an rambe desh go to da hot bestiality secks hotell an begin to get sex. soonuc spruted his donger and sed "cum on renbow desh bby lets begun da segs". sanig put peepee in tha hole and was have all tha hot secks ever. mr phast jus tuk hes big dunger and put it in da BUTT reenbwo doosh sed "SUNIC WAT DA FRICK!!!!!" sanic begin 2 peepee. renbow doogy was ded.. sanic was like "nooooo shes ded :(((((((((((<3XD" and had to go to ranbow dish funral. sunoc neeled by her grav nd sed "foobaw dick i will luv u 5evr and evr" and reenbow das woke up she was live!!!! sanic was like "how did u ded u little fgt". Then the writer of this fucking trite logged off his computer and cried into his fedora while injecting Mountain Dew as his mom screamed for him to shut the fuck up and move out of her basement. "I can't move out of this place mom. They NEED me. And they don't want you and daddy here" he whispered as he stood up, pulled a machete out of his fat rolls and stabbed her in the neck. The end, I can't write this shit anymore.